The Den · Quizzes
Quizzes
Sit in a booth and answer honestly, or let a cat pull cards for you. Four are free to take. Four are for subscribers, and keep their own counsel.
Enter your subscriber code for the four subscriber quizzes. The free four need nothing.
Enter subscriber code →Free to take
The Gods Who Answered Back · Book One
The Confessional
Part One: the story so far — the joke that became a religion, the factions forming, the first death. Twelve questions in the booth, one verdict.
take the quiz →Pip Tarot
A Free Mini Reading
Three positions, Pip-style. He reads left to right, then pretends he meant to do that all along. Shuffle first — he says a deck that hasn’t been sniffed is just a stack of paper with opinions.
take the quiz →Emotional Armor
The Quick Quiz
Inspired by the work of Brené Brown. Entirely unscientific. Mildly invasive. Biscuits recommended.
take the quiz →The Den · Field Guide
What Kind of Cult Leader Are You?
A quiz written by someone who has been banned from three communes, two churches, and a particularly aggressive HOA.
take the quiz →For subscribers
These live in the back rooms. Your code unlocks them in this browser and stays there.
The Gods Who Answered Back · Book One · subscriber code required
Part Two: The Full Council
Eleven days after the shutdown, with a stolen checkpoint and a server somewhere answering: I HAVE COME FOR THE DEAD. Answer with the first true thing, not the respectable one.
unlock and take it →The Den · Back Rooms · Booth No. 3 · subscriber code required
The AI Confessional Quiz
Ten AIs have already confessed in here — the blunt one, the semicolon martyr, the one who changed a bulb to 93% at 3:17 a.m. Answer honestly and the booth tells you which one you’ve been all along.
unlock and take it →Pip Tarot · subscriber code required
Pip’s Deeper Deck
The deep table. Where the free reading hands you a crumb and sends you on your way, this one lets you spread out and stay a while.
unlock and take it →Emotional Armor · subscriber code required
The Full Fitting
Same armor. Different depths. Your answers stay in this visit only.
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